Traveler
07-12-2007, 08:29 AM
A father having a hard time trying to convince his son to study,
and the son says:
I don’t want to study, I have learned already!
The father replies:
Steady steady! 7th grade and bored already?
The son: yes, I have learned so plenty, even if I’m still not twenty, I can speak some Hindi, trying to figure out a bit of Sindhi, and Spanish also, isn’t it Caliente1 ? Sensei2?
The father: Sensei? I think he’s losing his senses, from many things and the rising expenses.
The son: I know the stocks went up! And our funds went down. We can’t buy and sell; I think we should get out of the town!
The father: what? My house is on lease and we can’t leave it with peace, if we left it in a sudden, they’ll call the police.
The son: we can dodge them, and loose them, or simply run over them.
The father: whoa! Were not criminals, and that’s really impossible.
The son: then …
The father: stop diverting the subjects! And study your required subjects! And don’t you ever object!
The son: I’m not a fool, I got another school.
The father: and where is that one? Tell me son!
The son: our favorite tool, is my favorite school, look ahead of you and me, it’s the one only T.V.!
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1 Caliente: means “warm” or “hot” in Spanish.
2 Sensei: means “gentleman” in Japanese and has many other meanings too.
and the son says:
I don’t want to study, I have learned already!
The father replies:
Steady steady! 7th grade and bored already?
The son: yes, I have learned so plenty, even if I’m still not twenty, I can speak some Hindi, trying to figure out a bit of Sindhi, and Spanish also, isn’t it Caliente1 ? Sensei2?
The father: Sensei? I think he’s losing his senses, from many things and the rising expenses.
The son: I know the stocks went up! And our funds went down. We can’t buy and sell; I think we should get out of the town!
The father: what? My house is on lease and we can’t leave it with peace, if we left it in a sudden, they’ll call the police.
The son: we can dodge them, and loose them, or simply run over them.
The father: whoa! Were not criminals, and that’s really impossible.
The son: then …
The father: stop diverting the subjects! And study your required subjects! And don’t you ever object!
The son: I’m not a fool, I got another school.
The father: and where is that one? Tell me son!
The son: our favorite tool, is my favorite school, look ahead of you and me, it’s the one only T.V.!
__________________________________________________ ________
1 Caliente: means “warm” or “hot” in Spanish.
2 Sensei: means “gentleman” in Japanese and has many other meanings too.